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1.2 KiB
C++
67 lines
1.2 KiB
C++
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WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")
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When I find my code in tons of trouble,
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Friends and colleagues come to me,
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Speaking words of wisdom:
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"Write in C."
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As the deadline fast approaches,
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And bugs are all that I can see,
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Somewhere, someone whispers"
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"Write in C."
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write in C, write in C.
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LISP is dead and buried,
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Write in C.
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I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
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for science it worked flawlessly.
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Try using it for graphics!
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Write in C.
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If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
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Debugging some assembly,
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Soon you will be glad to
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Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write In C, yeah, write in C.
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Only wimps use BASIC.
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Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write in C, oh, write in C.
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Pascal won't quite cut it.
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Write in C.
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{
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Guitar Solo
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}
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write in C, yeah, write in C.
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Don't even mention COBOL.
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Write in C.
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And when the screen is fuzzy,
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And the edior is bugging me.
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I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
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Write in C.
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A thousand people people swear that T.P.
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Seven is the one for me.
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I hate the word PROCEDURE,
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Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write in C, yeah, write in C.
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PL1 is 80's,
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Write in C.
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Write in C, write in C,
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Write in C, yeah, write in C.
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The government loves ADA,
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Write in C.
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